Thighs are Thick Patience is Not Hat

Full Camo Trucker Hat - Thighs Are Thick
Thighs are thick. Patience is not. This full camo foam trucker hat delivers main character attitude with zero apologies. Featuring bold lettering across a structured foam front, breathable mesh back, and adjustable snap closure for all-day sass and comfort. Comes with an optional gold hat chain (design may vary)—because camouflage never looked this confident.